Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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