I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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