Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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