Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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