This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just found a bag of teeth...
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Randomize
