Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
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