Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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