at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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