It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
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