i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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