My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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