i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
