I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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