even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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