I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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