ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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