Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
