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Just mADE A PArabola og urine
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You're gonna be sprawled out basking in the sun working on your tan like a ridiculously hot iguana, and I'm gonna be here bundled up in about 72 layers just so I don't freeze my dick off looking like the Michelin man's gay cousin
i apologize, I may have called you an iguana
Mistakes were made
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