She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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