They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
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