I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
True college students do jello shots in the library
Randomize
