But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
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