so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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