and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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