Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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