She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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