I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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