one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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