Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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