Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
Randomize
