problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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