You smell like stripper and shame
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
as a side note pls kill me
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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