no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
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