If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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