at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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