I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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