I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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