so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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