butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
then he tried to convert me to islam
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
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