So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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