I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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