I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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