On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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