So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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