sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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