dude i'm inner monologue high
Farmville is her only friend.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
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Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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