I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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