My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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