Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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