We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Randomize
