where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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