so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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