Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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